Things that would fix the internet immediately:

  1. Bring back Club Penguin for the kids
  2. Create a separate Club Penguin for adults which is exactly the same except you're allowed to swear

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

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Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??

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girl is a creature that can

  • tired
  • bone hurt
  • sweat too much
  • autism

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bone sweat is also a girl ability but only if they have sweatpants equipped

Which path should he choose?

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The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?

he should wander away and have a picnic while he thinks about what path to choose

Great idea! But where should he have the picnic?

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Under the tree, or under the old fort?

By the sea, so he can enjoy the sound of the waves

A lovely choice!

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Should he build a sandcastle to pass the time? Or perhaps go fishing?

Perhaps he could collect shells he finds interesting

Sounds fun!

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Which shell should he pick up?

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This one

That's not a shell, it's a tiny earpiece.

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Should he listen to music? Or to the mysterious pre-recorded message?

He should give it back to the crab in the largest shell, they thought they had lost their wave-pod and are grateful he found it!

The crab wants to give a gift in return.

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Should he accept the gift of power, or the gift of knowledge?

the gift of friendship :)

Friendship acquired!

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Should they celebrate with pizza or ice cream?

The crab friend cannot eat either of those! Let's split a nice seaweed salad instead. :)

So many options!

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Should they get tossed salad, wiggly salad, or spiky salad?

Seasar salad

Nothing beats getting it straight from the source

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Should they use scissors or claws to cut the seaweed?

What about that sword in the first panel?

The circle is complete.

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Through choices, friendship, and salad, he found his way to the path of the warrior. But he won't walk it alone.

Their path is just beginning, but this story is over.

Thank you to everyone who participated!

i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

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shes turning 2

I’m also celebrating your dogs birthday

celebrating tumblr user heartseeker’s dog’s birthday on the fourth everyone

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“Hi I’m op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.
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hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier
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Hi I’m op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.

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hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier

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